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"Screws"

A customer recently told us about these things called “screws”. Apparently they are quite useful for many different things,…

Banger

Very few people have heard of bangers, but they are one of the oldest tools known to man. Most…

Cat Annoyance Device

Doesn’t your cat just really piss you off sometimes? Get revenge! Cats seem to think this thing is…

Darkness Destroyer

Keep the Dark Lord at bay! Push the button and this magical device will flood the area in front…

Hitchhiker's Friend

Another great product of alien technology (see our wireless extension cord). Multipurpose. Use as a blanket, a…

Internet Trolling Shield

Amazing breakthrough! Who ever thought it could be this simple? Just place the pointy end around the wire…

Roadrunner Capture Sticks

Straight from ACME labs, we bring you this multipurpose material. These sticks do not capture roadrunners directly, but can…

Transmogrifier

A new licensing agreement from Calvin & Hobbes allows us to bring you this piece of high-tech equipment at an…

Wireless Extension Cord

Using sub-mesonic wave propagation technology newly acquired from space aliens, these wireless extension cords allow you to place lights and…

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