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Safety Devices
Darkness Destroyer

Keep the Dark Lord at bay! Push the button and this magical device will flood the area in front…

Global Warming Personal Protection Device

Be comfortable in the apocalypse! Simply place this device in any window, plug it in, and stay nice and…

Hitchhiker's Friend

Another great product of alien technology (see our wireless extension cord). Multipurpose. Use as a blanket, a…

Internet Trolling Shield

Amazing breakthrough! Who ever thought it could be this simple? Just place the pointy end around the wire…

Thought Protection Fabric

Keep your thoughts your own! This microfiber nanomaterial shields your thoughts from being read or controlled by those pesky…

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