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Alien Technology
Hitchhiker's Friend

Another great product of alien technology (see our wireless extension cord). Multipurpose. Use as a blanket, a…

Thought Protection Fabric

Keep your thoughts your own! This microfiber nanomaterial shields your thoughts from being read or controlled by those pesky…


A new licensing agreement from Calvin & Hobbes allows us to bring you this piece of high-tech equipment at an…

Wireless Extension Cord

Using sub-mesonic wave propagation technology newly acquired from space aliens, these wireless extension cords allow you to place lights and…

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