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Be comfortable in the apocalypse! Simply place this device in any window, plug it in, and stay nice and cool as the earth bakes around you. User-configurable anti-warming settings. Current version does not protect against coastal flooding. For extended protection during power grid failures, use our wireless extension cord. Heavy, shipping surcharge required. Electricity from fossil fuels is suggested.
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