Another great product of alien technology (see our wireless extension cord
). Multipurpose. Use as a blanket, a pillow, a skirt, an air filter, a sail, a cleaning rag, a signal flag, a sweatband, a seat cushion, or ???. Works great for removing Dihydrogen Monoxide
from your skin. Or twist it up, soak it with Dihydrogen Monoxide
, and it becomes one helluva weapon! Endorsed by the President of the Universe. Color may vary.