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Idea Indicator
Now your comrades can know when you’ve had an idea, even though you are shielded with our Thought Protection Fabric. Whenever you come up with a new conspiracy theory, simply hold this device above your head and pull the string. Works just like the ones you’ve seen in cartoons. Requires 2 “C” batteries, not included.
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