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Dihydrogen Monoxide
Excellent fire extinguisher. Very powerful solvent. Corrodes many types of metal, especially iron and steel. Cleans away most dirt. Hundreds of uses! Beware: This is also a very hazardous chemical. It is used in nuclear reactors, Styrofoam production, and military functions, and has been known to sink ships. Accidental inhalation may cause death. Sometimes used by religious cults. Comes in 12oz containment vessel. Must be shipped ground. Be sure to have our Hitchhiker’s Friend handy. No refunds.
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