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Hitchhiker's Friend
Another great product of alien technology (see our wireless extension cord). Multipurpose. Use as a blanket, a pillow, a skirt, an air filter, a sail, a cleaning rag, a signal flag, a sweatband, a seat cushion, or ???. Works great for removing Dihydrogen Monoxide from your skin. Or twist it up, soak it with Dihydrogen Monoxide, and it becomes one helluva weapon! Endorsed by the President of the Universe. Color may vary.
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